15 March 2008
Hi, Team Captain:
Good news--I think. Your team has officially been ACCEPTED for LeMons Goin' for Broken, at Reno-Fernley Raceway on 23-24 May 2009. We got tons of crappy entries for this race; yours was just enough crappier to be selected. Nice work.
We'll see you all at Reno. You won't be able to miss us: look for the brightest-colored, slowest thing on the track.